Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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