Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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