Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
