My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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