...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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