oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
