i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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