NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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