Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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