its not stalking. its research.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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