I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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