ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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