Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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