Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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