i don't plan on having that self control this summer
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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