I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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