it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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