Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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