She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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