Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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