we have officially lost it.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
