There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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