I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just high enough for therapy.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
