Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm like, not good at living.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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