So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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