No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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