im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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