If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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