Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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