Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize