im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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