theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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