She said her name was "party"
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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