My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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