Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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