You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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