kristin has been a bad kristin
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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