dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
smell my finger.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
