i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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