Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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