You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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