I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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