I'm really into asian looking animals
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
The Olympian is in my bed
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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