Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You made out with two different species that night
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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