Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize
