Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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