Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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