i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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