How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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