What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Shame - the story of my life.
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