Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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