I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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