she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
send nudes
from the living room?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
